[All right, Justine. Ready for a big ol' Welcome-to-the-21st-Century mindscrew?]
[Because here's what, for all sakes and purposes, probably looks like a BOY on the screen. Short, shaggy hair, a face full of freckles, and a coat of black leather that pretty much successfully obscures any presence of bust, at least on the tiny PokeGear screen.]
[And then it opens its mouth.]
[And speaks in a VERY GIRLY VOICE.]
... Well, I'm gonna guess it's not your date, unless you're one of those re-enactment people.
The last time I saw a dress like the one you're wearing was in a museum.
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[Because here's what, for all sakes and purposes, probably looks like a BOY on the screen. Short, shaggy hair, a face full of freckles, and a coat of black leather that pretty much successfully obscures any presence of bust, at least on the tiny PokeGear screen.]
[And then it opens its mouth.]
[And speaks in a VERY GIRLY VOICE.]
... Well, I'm gonna guess it's not your date, unless you're one of those re-enactment people.
The last time I saw a dress like the one you're wearing was in a museum.